November 8th: If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today? November 9th: Tried to run some messages after work. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin feckin wet, and I smell like baked cat!! " My wife had to spend the ,500 mortgage payment to bail my arse out of jail for assulting the stupid fecker. What kind of a sick demented feckin idiot would want to live here? " The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..." A young monk arrives at the monastery.
John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Paddy was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel.
" A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. " she asked her pupil "Because I pis*ed in its ear and it didnt move! A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it.
Paddy opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut and stormed back into his house.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. " With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was.. " John O'Byrne was mowing his front lawn, when his neighbour, Paddy Maguire, came out of his house and went straght to the mailbox.